Since I’m one of those lame people who forgets about April Fool’s Day until the day is almost over…. here’s my to-do list for NEXT year.
< Make Someone The Unchewable Sandwich
Put Juicy Fruit gum in between slices of white cheese on a cheese and meat sandwich. Paste on an innocent face.
< Slurp Copious Amounts of Mayo in Public
Fill a mayonnaise jar with pudding, and slowly eat the entire jar while sitting in a highly travelled public area. Note people’s reactions.
< Create an Indoor Water Park
Tape the top of a 1/3-full-of-water plastic cup above a door on the side where it swings outward in such a way that the opening door makes the water dump out…. and, well, sorta onto the person’s…. head.
Use a clear hair band to fasten the sink sprayer in the ‘on’ position.
< Become a Phony Salesperson
Dress up in a disguise, then ring the doorbell of a close relative’s house and advertise a product. Use specific information about them, and see how long it takes them to realize that it’s you.
< Create Odd and Random Havoc
Talk in at least 5 different voice tones during every conversation, change all the ringtones on someone’s cellphone from “Meditation” to “Teenage Road Trip”, TP a truck, squish a brownie into an unfortunate shape and float it in a pool full of adults, walk a mouse down the street on a leash, inflate balloons and place them in all the toilet bowls of a building, fill a bathtub with Jell-O.
So….. how was your April Fools?
Did anybody prank ya? What is your all-time favorite practical joke?