People who speak of lifting houses singlehandedly usually have a ties to spy business, or so I’m told.
Strength in Strange Places (plus me embarrassing myself yet again)
Do you ever think about how hard it is to be kind to yourself? I do. Considering how selfish human beings are thought to be, it shouldn’t really be a problem for us to be kind to ourselves. But it is. It’s hard for us to believe there is something good on its way. Maybe…
Colloquialism Decoded: “Made From Scratch”
Today’s Phrase: “Made From Scratch” Definition: (Adverb) Homemade; handmade; made with few or simple ingredients. I.E. “These cookies are amazing, did you make them from scratch?” History: In 1923, in a haphazard shanty jest about 22 miles north of Toad Suck, Arkansas, Alma Mae Quibblefield found herself in a quandary. Her collard greens were a’bilin’,…
Do you ever pick your nose?
This is my style in real life. Sometimes the hippy-redneck-clown crossbreed just gotta come out. Sometimes I don’t give a rip what my hair looks like and just wear a hat all day. Sometimes I roll down hills instead of walking down them, just for the pure fun of it. Sometimes I say preposterous things with the…