Pick Up Lines, Church Style

Pick up lines crack me up. Anyone who knows me well has probably been the awkward recipient of one…… because hey, let’s just face it, everyone’s day gets brighter when someone they love compares them to a pomegranate.

So, if you need a little help at Youth Group tonight, here you go. My top five no-fail pick up lines.

  1. Did it hurt? When you fell from Heaven? ‘Cause with a face like that, you gotta be an angel….

  2. Is your name Grace? Because you are AMAZING!

  3. If I marched around you 7 times, would you fall for me?

  4. Is your name Faith? Because¬†you’re definitely¬†the substance of things I’m hoping for.

  5. Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Gilead.

goat

Yeah. You’re welcome!

Now go spread some awkward love.